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Testosta Rhonda

from One Ticket, One Ride by Geoff Achison

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Written in High School circa 1983

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Well I remember when I met you it was Saturday night
I was playing in the band, you were having a fight
And when our eyes met you got hit in the head with a table

You staggered to the stage and asked to borrow my comb
Then with your hand around my throat said you were taking me home
Well I could hardly decline once you had tied me to your bike with some cable

Testosta Rhonda
Testosta Rhonda
You turn me on

You rode you motorcycle to the top of the stairs
And you said “I’ve got a python and a grizzly bear.”
Well you were into taxidermy so they were filled up rather firmly with sawdust

You lit up a cigar and stuck it in your mouth
I said “You know most people smoke ‘em with the burning side out”
But then you mashed it with your teeth and blew the smoke out of your ears like a goddess

Testosta Rhonda
Testosta Rhonda
You turn me on

I said c’mon baby
And then you punched me in the eye
And then you punched the other one too
And that was just for asking why
That was just for asking why

We had nothing in common but a mutual attraction
Still, I bailed you out of jail for a minor infraction
But at your cell they found you’d busted out yourself and started a riot

They tried to track you down for about a week or more
‘Til you were brought in by a sergeant of the Marine Corps
You had been scaring off recruits but that was news he wanted me to keep quiet

Testosta Rhonda
Testosta Rhonda
You turn me on

© Geoff Achison 1983

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from One Ticket, One Ride, released June 4, 2009
Geoff Achison - Guitar/Vocals
Oliver Wood - Backing Vocals
Ted Pecchio - Bass
Tyler 'Falcon' Greenwell - Drums
Marty Kearns - Keyboards

© Geoff Achison 1983

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Geoff Achison Melbourne, Australia

Electric/Acoustic artist traveling the globe as a soloist and employing the best musicians available to form his dynamic band. Geoff Achison has established himself as a firm favourite on UK, US and Oz blues/roots scenes. After many years living and touring in America’s deep south, Geoff continues to refine his unique playing style and grow his repertoire drawing on a heart full of experience. ... more

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